2014 Rewind: Worst Bollywood movie dialogues of the year
Among the galore of hits in 2014, we bring you the worst of dialogues from Bollywood films that were also a part of the canvas and will make you cringe
Bollywood films are all about their dialogues, but not all of them are worth mouthing again. In 2014, there were quite a few that had the audience squirming in their seats. Many wondered that the ones writing them were surely not in the right frame of mind to jot down something as ridiculous as them. And this is not restricted to small films alone, but also to some very popular films. As a whole 2014 was not a great year for Bollywood as far as the dialogues were concerned. Some films were expected to be loaded with high-octane dialogues, but unfortunately the audience was disappointed with some verbal exchanges as well. You certainly don't want to strain your nerves about them as hitlist brings you the most cringeworthy dialogues...
Film: 'Main Tera Hero'
>> Tumhari harkate, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki hindi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti
>> Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka
>> Aacha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha, lekin inki kismat main toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha hai
'Main Tera Hero' had some funny lines but also some really lousy ones
Lowdown: Irreverant is good, downright silly is definitely not.
>> Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hain toh jaan donon mein hi khatre mein hoti hain
>> Wo royega, kosega aur kahega paapi, jab Nandita banegi uski bhabhi
'Gunday' was based on coal mafia but it lacked the verbal punch
Lowdown: Just adding crude words like 'Laundiya', etc doesn't automatically make it rustic and intense.
Film: 'Raagini MMS 2'
>> Normal logo ke saath raha karo paranormal logo ke saath nahi
>> Horror film ka asli mazaa toh raat ko akele mein hi aata hai
Lowdown: The 'horror' part extended to the bad dialogues too.
Film: 'The Expose'
>> Tere shareer main itna khoon nahi hoga jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar main moot deta hai.
>> Ravi Kumar langot ka bahot pakka hai, woh bistar par nind ke alava kuch nahi leta
>> Magar meri ek shart hai, main villian se maar nahi khaoonga, Woh kahawat suni hogi na aap ne ki Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga paida ho magar hota woh raj kumar hi hai
'The Xpose' had some of the most outrageous quotes
Lowdown: When strapped for dialogues, resort to the unmentionable things and hope it makes some impact.
Film: 'Kill Dil'
>> Mungfalion Main Chilke Aur Laundiyon Main Nakhre Na Hote Toh Zindagi Kitni Aasan Hoti. Gun Chalane Ke Liye Finger Main Nahi Backside Main Dum Hona Chahiye.
Parineeti Chopra's bindaas character blurted some memorable dialogues but that's it
Lowdown: These had to be written by someone who's too lazy to peel off the skin from peanuts.
Film: 'Hate Story 2'
>> Shehar badalne se mera shareer toh nahin badlega
>> Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai
Lowdown: Too much body (read bawdy) talk, we say.
Film: 'Jai Ho'
>> Agar koi bhi kuttagiri ki na... tu mera bhai tujhe kutta banake chodega
Salman Khan's character mouthed some inane lines in 'Jai Ho'
Lowdown: Might as well have added bow wow wow at the end of this line.
>> Heropanti karenga…kya karu yaar sabko aati nahi meri jaati nahi
>> Joh dost kamine nahi hote ... woh kamine dost nahi hote
If only Tiger Shroff's dialogues were as captivating as his 6-pack abs in 'Heropanti'
Lowdown: So much trying to be clever, that it all ended up being twisted and largely made no sense.
Film: 'Action Jackson'
>> Pant utaarte hi saamne aa jaati hain
'Action Jackson' has several lows with lame dialogues is just one of them
Lowdown: Below the belt.
Film: 'Raja Natwarlal'
>> Risk aur opportunity ke beech mein he toh chance milta hai, aur jo iss chance ke saath romance karta hai wahi asli raja kehlata hai
Lowdown: Huh? Never mind.
>> Kyunki jab ghee sidhi aur tedi dono unglion se naa nikle... toh beech ka raasta apna na padta hai
>> Tumahara hardware software ban jayenga
'Ungli', starring Emraan Hashmi, had more than its share of cringeworthy dialogues
Lowdown: Who's going to show finger... err... direction... to such outrageous quotes?