Former Indian cricketer Navjot Singh Sidhu celebrates his birthday today. 'Sherry Paaji' as he is fondly called, is famous for his distinctive one-liners and quotes or as they are termed 'Sidhuisms'. Today, we give you the ten funniest quotes by Sidhu.
Navjot Singh Sidhu. Pic/ Sameer Markande
On cricket stats -
"Statistics are like mini skirts, they reveal more than what they hide."
On Inzamam ul Haq -
"He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run."
On Romesh Kaluwitharna -
"He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!"
To Martin Crowe -
"Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn."
On Virender Sehwag -
"Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag."
On Deep Dasgupta -
"He is as confused as a child in a topless bar!"
On Ganguly running out Dravid -
"Ganguly has thrown a drowing man both ends of the rope."
On a dropped catch -
"The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha."
On Laxmipathy Balaji's brilliant bowling -
"He swung the ball like a banana."
On Ashish Nehra facing pace -
"His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree."
On a batsman hitting a huge six -
"That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !"
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