13 funny tweets on 13th Prez
@Faking News: Both Pratibha Patil and Pranab Mukherjee have updated their employment status as "retired"
@Laugh_Riot: Pranab Mukherjee reaches Rashtrapati Bhavan where he wil meet Pratbha Patil. Together, thy wil take the electrcity meter reading
@Farisky: Pranab Mukherjee must be really sad that even though his initials are PM, he could only become the President
@randheerl: Pratibha patil to Pranab Mukherjee :- Woods are lovely dark and deep i have many countries to go b4 i go and sleep..
@Chughster: Pranab Mukherjee always knew he would be the president one day. No wonder he suffixed jee to his surname.
@babumoshoy: Jackie Shroff is miffed. He heard it's swearing ceremony of PranabMukherjee at and he's not invited. "Mausichi..who swears better than me?"
@manu_bajaj: I, Pranab Mukherjee,do swear in the name of god that as President I will do whatever Madam tells PM & PM tells me to do (valid till 2014)
@Purba_Ray: Is Pranab Mukherjee sporting a new pair of dentures? A new set of teeth for his brand-new toothless post!
@Sran_Guri: Right now #Pranab Mukherjee has been seen trying to erase the word 'poverty' from the dictionary. He says it will take just another hour!
@akshaykanitkar: Did Sharad Pawar managed to get 2nd seat in the swearing in ceremony of Pranab Mukherjee???
@PM0India: Pranab Mukherjee has given me an offer letter to form gov at centre. However, it's dated 2014 and is addressed to Rahul Gandhi ji
@upsidedakshin: So does Pranab Mukherjee have to say Maa-Behan ki gallis while swearing
@sambha_bhilane: That awkward moment when Pranab Mukherjee finds bunch of long hairs on the pillow cover in Rashtrapati Bhavan