Happy Birthday Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing's 10 best one-liners

Aug 19, 2017, 09:02 IST | mid-day online correspondent

1. Chandler: "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Chandler: I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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2. Ross: "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested."
Chandler: "Was that place THE SUN?"

Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested. Chandler: Was that place THE SUN?

3. Ross: "Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!"
Chandler: "Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"

Ross: Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT! Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!

4. Chandler: "I'm glad we are having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat."

Chandler: I'm glad we are having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.

5. (To Joey when he raises the idea of hitting a woman, whom they thought was a stalker, with a frying pan)
Chandler: "Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a back-up plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!"

Chandler: "Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a back-up plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!"

6. Joey: "You didn't cry when Bambi died?"
Chandler: "Yes, it was very sad when he stopped drawing the deer."

Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi died? Chandler: Yes, it was very sad when he stopped drawing the deer.

7. (When Ross is contemplating on telling Rachel about cheating on her when they were on a 'break')
Chandler: "Alright, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing is right... and that's what deathbeds are for."

Chandler: Alright, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing is right... and that's what deathbeds are for.

8. Joey: "I used to get medical experiments done on me."
Chandler: "Finally, an explanation."

Joey: I used to get medical experiments done on me. Chandler: Finally, an explanation.

9. Ross: "Every day I am gonna do one thing that I haven’t done before. That, my friends, is my New Year’s resolution."
Phoebe: "Ooh! That’s a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet."
Chandler: "That’s a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a plane-load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths."

Ross: Every day I am gonna do one thing that I haven’t done before. That, my friends, is my New Year’s resolution. Phoebe: Ooh! That’s a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet. Chandler: That’s a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a plane-load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.

10. Rachel: "So what did you do that made dad cut you off?"
Jill: "Okay, I bought a boat."
Monica: "You bought a boat?"
Jill: "Yeah but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend."
Chandler: "Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister!"

Rachel: So what did you do that made dad cut you off? Jill: Okay, I bought a boat. Monica: You bought a boat? Jill: Yeah but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend. Chandler: Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister!

Could Chandler BE any funnier?!

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