Benson wrote that when one student was asked ‘what word would you use to describe your mother’s sister’, his answer was simply – ‘fat’, the Daily Star reported. 

When a student was asked to define capital punishment, he explained that it is the type of punishment that you get when you forget to put a capital letter at the start of a sentence.

Moreover, one pupil expected to find ‘daddies’ inside an Egyptian pyramid, other than mummies.