Old films had funny titles; removing them out of context to make funny one-liner T-shirts for Bollywood folk seems a good way to celebrate Sunday
If this article finds you wearing your favourite witty one-liner T-shirt, you are dressed for the occasion as we attempt to up the farce quotient. Join us in hijacking the wardrobes of a few Bollywood icons, just to see them wear a slice of pop-culture with these one-liner Tees. hitlist draws inspiration from old film titles and turn up phrases which are in sync with the mainstream image of these celebrities.
Aditya Roy Kapur
After being a VJ, Aditya Roy Kapur made a few short appearances on the big screen. To polish his art in the interim before he reached an all time high that was achieved by gulping down a cocktail of distilled beverages in the film Aashiqui 2. Soon after, for the film Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, he took to drinking again. In high spirits after the success of both the films, he must have regretted taking an oath of sobriety for Dawaat-e-Ishq.
Abhishek Bachchan with wife Aishwarya
Bachchan Jr deserves the Biwi No.1 T-shirt for all the reasons that many bachelors ended their bachelorhood after news broke that Aishwarya had chosen to tie the knot with Abhishek. "She is not only a Miss World but also a Padma Shri Awardee and a brilliant actress. Lastly, she is the better half of Abhishek Bachchan," a once-bachelor passionately declared.
At the cost of not taking risks, Sonakshi Sinha has landed up playing roles opposite the big stars, which has not given her any opportunity to showcase her talent. Although we believe that she is genetically gifted, on the acting front, we are afraid that she hasn't unwrapped her gift. So, for all her damsel in distress roles, we give her the "Main Tulsi Tere Aangan Ki" T-shirt.
As King Jr said: "We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope." Hence with infinite hope for Salman Khan we grant him the "Raja Ki Aaayegi Baraat" T-shirt.
Superhero movies in India have had a disastrous run at the box office. Just as we were comforting ourselves with the fact that Shaktimaan is the only superhero series we can boast about, the Roshan duo came up with Krrish. Since all those powers wouldn't be bestowed on Hrithik Roshan without dad's direction, he gets the "Papa Kehte Hain" tee.
In this year, one can expect to see a lot of Nawazuddin Siddiqui, whose work by far has silenced even the loudest naysayer.
Shraddha Kapoor has kept her lips sealed when asked about her relationship status, but before that we still do not know much about the petite lass. So we give her the "Main Chup Rahungi" tee with the immortal words of General Dodonna (with an Indian touch): May the Shakti be with you.
While Huma Qureshi has been labelled as a "curvy actress" by many; she brushed the heap of derision aside in a magazine interview. She said: "I don't owe you perfection! My body: my rules." That quip earns her the "Gol Maal" t-shirt.