Swachh Bharat

(Sung to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)
Dashing through the sludge
With a broom and an open tray
O’er the fields we go,
Laughing all the way!

Hema Malini
Hema Malini

Bells on jhadoos ring
Making maidans bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
As we sweep the streets tonight!

Hrithik Roshan and Subhash Ghai
Hrithik Roshan and Subhash Ghai

Chorus: Oh, Swachh Bharat, Swachh Bharat
Swachh-ing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
With a jhadoo and a tray
(Repeat)

A day or two ago,
I thought I’d never hold a broom
But soon I’d gotten wise
And was sweeping every room

I informed the friendly press
I booked the makeup guy
We posed all afternoon
Sweeping low and high

Chorus: Oh, Swachh Bharat, Swachh Bharat
Swachh-ing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
With a jhadoo and a tray
(Repeat)

Now the ground is white
You can see the work we’ve done
We’ve spread the message right
To each and every one

Just get a broom and mop
Look busy as you sweep
Smile at camera
And click!- you’ll take the lead

Oh, Swachh Bharat, Swachh
Bharat Swachh-ing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
With a jhadoo and a tray
(Repeat)

Amit Shah is coming to town
(Sung to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is coming to Town’)

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Amit Shah is coming to town

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
Amit Shah is coming to town

He sees whose company you’re keeping
He knows the alliances you make
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So if you want his support
be good for goodness sake!

O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Amit Shah is coming to town
Amit Shah is coming to town

Rahul The Red Faced Leader
(Sung to the tune of ‘Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer’)

Illustrations/Amit Bandre
Illustrations/Amit Bandre

Rahul the red-faced leader
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.

All of the other leaders
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rahul
play in any leader games.

Then one foggy Congress meet
Sonia came to say:
“Rahul with your nose so bright,
won’t you take the reins from me?”

Then all the leaders loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rahul you red-faced leader
You’ll go down in her story!

Away in a Multiplex
(Sung to the tune of ‘Away in a Manger’)

Shah Rukh Khan
Shah Rukh Khan

Away in Multiplex no halo round his head
The Badshah of Bollywood raises his head

His stars and his rivals eagerly await
The first day figures collected from the gate

Farah Khan
Farah Khan

The distributers are glowing the film is a hit
The box office Badshah has delivered his bit

Audiences love their Badshah, who looks down from the sky
And delivers a box office bonanza at the blink of an eye

Karan Johar
Karan Johar

From Farah to Sajjid to Karan they pray
To the box office Midas, their own SRK

Bless all ye filmmakers who sign up the star
Knowing your rewards are not very far!

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