Travel by trains frequently. Every few days there's a train accident
Walk past Salman Khan dressed as a blackbuck
Ramm your bike on a lightpost trying to avoid a cow, pig, dog, pigeon or any other creature on the road!!
friends make you watch ram gopal verma ki aag..when i want to run away from theatre
Squatting on the English pot in the Indian way and falling inside. Dhadam!
Join Engineering college
Going for a Rajnikanth movie in Chennai, and proclaiming loudly that Kamal Hassan is better !!
Go and sit in the female compartment of Delhi Metro
Dying of shame because you never became a doctor
Watch a Himesh Reshammiya movie. With subtitles
Watch Bol Bachchan 3 times in a row
auntie Ji gives you money. If you accept it then your parents kill you. If you don't accept it, the auntie kills you. Screwed
Interrupt your mom while she's watching a drama
Doing the Shah Rukh Khan chaya chaya on top of a train and bam into a tunnel!
Get hit by a rickshaw, then get run over by a street cow
Try changing the channel on TV while your dad is watching the news
Being punched by Sunny Deol and flying half way across the world .. Classic Bollywood moment LOLL
You make a joke that some friend of yours is getting married to Uday Chopra
Be in the Indian cricket team and lose a match against Pak, Aus, Srilanka or anyone...
Under arm smell from overcrowded Mumbai local train, especially when you are short
Have lots and lots of green chillies and red chillies aur phir lock yourself in a room. :P
Ishq karke , As the song clearly states --> 'Tere ishq me marjava '
Fall in a borewell .... or in love .... whatever .....
Love and get engage the same girl!!!
Waiting hopefully for India to declare death sentence to Kasab
Chul'lu bhar pani me dhoob marna
Jump in front of Salman or any other Khans' car...