Horny ghost gropes elderly woman like an octopus!
A 73-year-old British woman claims that she is being haunted by a poltergeist who gropes her, as she tries to sleep.
Doris Birch, of Herne Bay, began experiencing the nocturnal disturbances in her flat four months ago.
“It’s like an octopus. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands,” the a major newspaper quoted Birch as saying.
“I kicked frantically and it went away.
“I’ve tried sleeping without the duvet. But it started shaking my mattress.
“I even threw the mattress off the bed and bought a new one but it has made no difference.
“This is very creepy and is giving me the jitters. It’s harassing me.
“I need to call in the exorcists."
According to news reports, the grandmother lives alone, and has said that she has consulted a vicar, who believes the disturbances are being caused by a ‘lost spirit’.
The former nursing home assistant has had a promise from a local husband-and-wife ghost hunting team to send the poltergeist packing.
Spirit medium Ray Herne says he will draw the ghost into him while his wife Beryl will capture it in a “vortex of light” and send it to the “other side”.
Ghosts are having sex in our living room, says US family!
A family from northeast Ohio has claimed that she has evidence of some afterlife hanky-panky going on inside her home.
Dianne Carlisle swears that what she saw was true and she also has pictures of the dirty deed that were snapped by her granddaughter, Kimora, 4, while she was playing with Carlisle’s cell phone in the living room.
“It look like, like ghosts having sex in my living room! They are having sex, you can see the lady’s high heeled shoes!” a news channel quoted her as saying.
“I never seen anything like this, I mean, ghosts still have feelings? They’re having sex?” she added.
Even in the past, Carlisle, has experienced visits from the beyond, once from a small girl and another when she was looking at a new hairstyle in the mirror.