What they say, what we hear

We interpret some of the quirkiest quotes from celebs this year

What they say, what we hear

We interpret some of the quirkiest quotes from celebs this year

They said it in a moment of weakness in 2011. We try to find the hidden meaning behind the emotion. All in good humour, of course.

What he said: "So all those trying so hard to screw Mausam can go screw themselves ufffd." -Shahid Kapoor
What we heard: With Mausam falling flat on it's face, my happiness right now is screwed

What she said: "I would want to kiss Deepika."u00a0- Priyanka Chopra
What we heard: I am on a goodwill trip. I hugged Kareena and I will kiss Deepika.

What he said: "I always wanted to be a porn star. I am going to work very hard, positively, with clarity to be a porn star. I will take my flag and put it up in America as the biggest porn star of the world."u00a0- Shah Rukh Khan
What we heard: Let me give some shock treatment to people so that they quickly forget RA.One.

What she said: "The industry went through a phase where a woman was nothing but a showpiece. It was all about 'Hit-the-gym', 'Get-into-a-bikini' and that became your role. I didn't want to do those roles. So it was for my passion for cinema and the will to do something different, that I turned to production."u00a0- Ameesha Patel
What we heard: Nobody offered me any role.

What she said: "Swami is hot, sexy. Haven't you ever seen his flat tummy? Bas ek baar shaadi ki mala unpe daal doon, unki aankh fadakna bhi band ho jayegi"u00a0- Rakhi Sawant on Baba Ramdev
What we heard: I am desperate. I don't know how to shock people any longer.

What he said: "I just heard a 150 crore firework fizzle."u00a0- Shirish Kunder tweeted about RA.One
What we heard: Guys stop teasing me about Tees Maar Khan now. It was way cheaper!

What they said: "Abhay Deol needs help."u00a0- Anil Kapoor

"Anil Kapoor is a waste of time."u00a0- Abhay Deol
What we heard:u00a0 We both need a life.