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These Bollywood actors rule millions of hearts, but I have some basic questions that deserve an explanation.
I have tried my best to keep them in alphabetical order.
Aamir Khan: Is it because you've grown up in a Bollywood family that you simply can't stand SRK?
Amitabh Bachchan: How in the world can you be so diplomatic?
Abhishek Bachchan: What will you do without Pa?
Aishwarya Rai: Why do you sit like an auntie in every award function? Films mein toh dikhte hi nahi, kam se kam stage par hi aa jao!
Akshay Kumar: Why don't you take lessons in English?
Boman Irani: Don't you see what Hirani films are doing to you?
Dino Morea: You have convinced me that B-town can accommodate anyone -- Tom, Dick and err, Dino.
Emraan Hashmi: Achcha hai ki kiss se AIDS nahi hota!
Kajol: Why don't you ask Ajay to produce fewer films?
Lara Dutta: For you, B should stand for bikini, not blouse. Wouldn't mind one more 'Blue' film if you repeat them!
Nitin Neil Mukesh: Didn't you read the script of Jail before signing it?
Priyanka Chopra: Pyaar Impossible with Shahid. Try Aditya Chopra.
Preity Zinta: Accept age with grace. It's not happening.
Ranbir Kapoor: Go sun bathing in Goa. Have you been fed on fairness creams?
Rani Mukherji: Go for anti-ageing treatments before bikini tops.
Shahid Kapur: Are you a real-life Emraan Hashmi?
Sushmita Sen: Do you have a pension plan in place, since you don't want to wed?
Uday Chopra: Acting impossible.
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