Apps that can solve you sex troubles
Application developers are getting savvy at getting past the chastity-belt of smartphone gatekeepers, and have come up with many apps to spice up your sex life.
According to an online survey, 34 percent of people from Britain have downloaded one or more apps to help improve their sex life, a major newspaper reported.
This is interesting considering major gadget companies has a bit of a war on porn. Its stringent filters won’t allow nudity, so any sex-related apps have to include partially-clothed people.
A few apps that are best at improving sex life have been listed.
YogaforBetterSex – yoga apparently gets you horny. According to the app’s blurb, “there are several asanas which help in better sex.”
Sex Facts – a discreet way to bone-up on your sexual etiquette without the whole world knowing. The Sex Facts app gives you the low-down on getting down and dirty with none of the coyness of having to speak o a real person. It also uses sensible words like “penis”, instead of silly ones, like “love rod”.
iCondom – thanks to “the world’s largest condom distribution map for iPhone”, you’ll never be caught short again. Simply use the app to locate the nearest condom vendor near you, and whether you’re in Hackney or Honolulu it’s got you covered, so to speak.
Explicit Sex Positions app does exactly what it does on the tin. It seems to have got round issues of nudity with strategically placed banners and the tactical use of silhouettes.
With the tagline “it’s not your granny’s app” Wingman sounds more like a gimmicky toy than a serious pick-up tool, but it’s actually a sort of one-stop-shop for people on the pull.
It stores over 200 pick-up lines and the intriguing ‘Alias’ function basically endorses lying to your date, giving a full back-story and fake name, to make you sound far more interesting than you actually are.
It’s also got a handy bar-finder so you can bar-hop your way to a happy night. And if all its nifty tricks fail to bag you a date, there’s a cab-finder tool which automatically calls the company nearest to you.
Literotica – there’s more to erotic fiction than Fifty Shades, you know. Download this app for over 250,000 shades of sexy page-turners.
iKamasutra Lite app takes gamification to a new level: as you progress through the tastefully drawn illustrations you can gain points and progress from Novice to Kama Sutra Master.