Veteran politician ND Tiwari was the subject of many amusing tweets after he was forced to submit a blood sample for a paternity suit pending against him
Father figure
Veteran politician ND Tiwari was the subject of many amusing tweets after he was forced to submit a blood sample for a paternity suit pending against him. Ramesh Srivats reacted with this: ‘Currently, in some lab, ND Tiwari’s sample is putting a line to other blood samples. “Come, let’s do the double helix.”’ There was this from someone using the handle Khujli Powder: ‘China refuses visa to ND Tiwari, fearing a population explosion. Greenland offers him a visa-on-arrival for the same reason.’ And from Pun Singh: ‘Breaking: ND Tiwari’s blood sample taken. Has been quarantined for the safety of other blood samples.’
Passing the test
The government’s decision to introduce a single entrance test for aspiring candidates for IITs and other central institutes from 2013 attracted a lot of attention. Suryanarayan Ganesh tweeted: ‘Sibal strikes a big blow to the Bihar-UP coaching class clubs that fill the IITs. The new system will give rural students a greater chance.’ Sadanand Dhume wasn't so sure: ‘In India, the competitive IIT entrance exam works. So the government has decided to replace it.’ Priya James had a question: ‘Every other day, a new scheme is rolled out by HRD and Sibal focused only on IITs and IIMs. Are these the only schools left in India?’
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Bad publicity?
Also leading to much amusement was starlet Poonam Pandey’s latest publicity stunt involving another photograph of herself. Rofl Indian tweeted: ‘Dear Poonam Pandey, my worry is not that you’re making a total cheapo of yourself, but that you’re making a total Orkut of Twitter.’ Doctor At Large added: ‘Just when you thought nothing could be cheaper than the Indian rupee, she proves you wrong.’ And from Comedy Central India: ‘Each time you read a Poonam Pandey tweet, you kill a few brain cells.’
The last word
From actor Anupam Kher: ‘Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.’
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