Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - Movie review
The sequel is a garbled mix of a few cheap special effects and a couple of clever ideas, but it doesn't have enough creativity to offer any fun.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Starring: Nicolas Cage
Dir: Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor
Ratings: * (1 out of 5)
It remains a mystery how the turgid 2007 campfest Ghost Rider made $228 million worldwide, considering the movie's sophistry was on the level of a kid floating his plastic boat in a bathtub. But somehow people filled theatre seats and as a result we now have an even more horrid sequel slash reboot - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.
The new film, just like the first one wears its grindhouse crudeness as a badge of honour. There's plenty of bad dialogue, terrible acting, and an awful story that simply puts it in the growing list of unnecessary Hollywood reboots. The good news is that it runs just short of 90 minutes, and the CGI is a minor improvement over the previous film. But it suffers from more of the same infirmities that made Ghost Rider a bore - appalling writing, irritating characters and Nicolas Cage attempting to act. And it's in dreadful eyeball-hurting 3D.
A still from the movie 'Ghost Rider'
Cage makes a roaring return with his over-the-top hamming as the titular motorbike rider with a flaming skull - and he is even more grotesque than in the previous film. He urinates fire, spits bullets, commandeers flaming cranes, grapples a car with a chain, yet he is as threatening as a parking valet at a Colaba restaurant. There is Ciaran Hinds as the devil who is just painful to watch, especially during his back-and- forth with the Ghost Rider. Idris Elba is completely forgettable and Johnny Whitworth who plays the embarrassingly ill-conceived Blackout, the villain has nothing to do but sneer in bloom. Then there is the love interest Violante Placido who is easy on the eyes but seems more worried about the critical reception to this film than her acting. Everyone else is asleep, none more so than directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor who landed this franchise with their infamous Crank films to their credit.
There's not much of a plot - the Ghost Rider makes a deal with a European church to save a boy from the devil in exchange for becoming human again. The sheer lethargy of Neveldine and Taylor's direction is so prevalent that it seems like the plot was an afterthought to all the CGI buffoonery. To make matters worse, the stunt work is incorporated to the point of ridicule. Not only is the action boring, but none of the characters are likable.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is a garbled mix of a few cheap special effects and a couple of clever ideas, but it doesn't have enough creativity to offer any fun.