Some inane, others insane and just one or two profound, the Mumbai Marathon is all about some run and some fun
Now that clock is ticking for the Standard Chartered Mumbai Marathon to be run on Sunday January 19 2014, here are a few thoughts -- some odd, the others which might make you say: oh my gawd! this is sooo idiotic. Yet, most of these are designed to make you think that life, including the torturous 42.195 km can be, of all the things, quite a laugh. So, as the start line looms this columnist is wondering...
Elite Indian athlete Binning Lynkhoi. Pic/Atul Kamble
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>> Whether runners are praying that the weather Gods of Manhattan would move to Mumbai on Sunday, January 19 and make Mumbai experience New York weather at 2 to 4 degrees Celsius? Brrring it on, o ye the divine.
>> Whether people doing the punishing full marathon distance of 42.195 km have started feeling butterflies doing a little dance of self-doubt in their stomachs?
>> Whether you know the colleague next to you is training for the marathon because he comes to work smelling of balm and pain relief ointment instead of perfume or deodorant?
Elite athletes take the flyover real easy-peasy. Pic/Suresh KK
>> Whether one plate of pasta winks at the other and says…mere carbo mein joh aayein… since is time for carb loading, necessary for long-distance running
>> Whether Lata Mangeshkar and Asha Bhonsale will stand out on their balcony of the Prabhu Kunj building just as the punishing Peddar Road Hill climb begins and sing to encourage flagging runners…
>> Whether the Maharashtra Govt. would one day make the Kenyan and Ethiopian runners pay the Bandra Worli Sea Link (BWSL) toll, considering how fast they are. Then, whether the African nations and India would get into a diplomatic row?
A participant with a horse head piece runs in the marathon. Pic/Atul Kamble
>> Whether runners can give a special signal ‘Save Our Soles’ (SOS) as their feet start giving way after a certain distance?
>> Whether you would get into the marathon spirit and keep your car off the road for six hours at least, showing respect for the runners trying to finish the race?
>> Whether you know it is not the runners but Mumbai’s cheering crowds lining the road that exemplify the spirit of the city. Come out on the roads and cheer, do you hear?
>> Whether the horses at the Mahalaxmi racecourse would snigger at the amateur runners trotting along, saying -- they need to go full gallop, like us?
>> Whether Sachin Tendulkar would once run the full marathon distance, now that he is retired. Would he run like an ordinary mortal without a full security ring around him? Tenlya, aiga!
>> Whether marathon race director Hugh Jones who has been with the event for 11 years, would one day become UK’s ambassador to India, thanks to his marathon (pun intended) association?
>> Whether we dare to dream about our army personnel beating the ebony-hued Africans, or all comers for that matter, to claim the ultimate prize in this marathon?
>> Whether one day, runners will all have Global Positioning Systems (GPS) built into their running vests, guiding them to the finish line?
>> Why we all do not have GPS devices telling us the direction our lives should take?
>> Whether we can think of something profound like our soldiers running the marathon with blades instead of legs, which have been blown away in defence of the country and stop to give them a very special salute?
>> Whether you laugh, watching the elite women runners coming to the finish line approximatelt 20 minutes over the 2-hr mark, because a few years ago, women were not even allowed to run the marathon at world class events (they competed as late as 1984 in the Olympics) because they were thought incapable of finishing the gruelling event?
>> What 101-year- old former marathoner Fauja Singh is doing at his home in the United Kingdom? What marathoner and astronaut Sunita Williams who once ran a marathon tethered to her treadmill while in space, is doing on Sunday?
>> Why runners cannot stop at numerous petrol pumps across the city to 'refuel’ if they run out of gas on the course?
>> Why if those effortless elite runners are poetry in motion, why can't hens, flying through the air be called poultry in motion?
>> Why are you reading this tripe, anyway?
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