'Schoolkids gyrating to item numbers? Bad idea'

May 27, 2016, 06:00 IST | Dr. Love

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Q. My daughter wants to dance to an item number for her school annual day function. I have a problem with this, although my husband doesn’t. Am I being too protective?
A. The idea of an item number is appalling to begin with. These songs do nothing but treat women like commodities, and usually exist simply because filmmakers aren’t intelligent enough to focus on good writing or a strong plot. If they did, why would they need an item number to attract the masses anyway? I think you’re doing the right thing. Your daughter needs to understand that simply thrusting your pelvis in an obscene manner to a song isn’t really dancing at all. The sooner she understands that, the better.

Dr Love

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