How did cricketer Yuvraj Singh injure his right hand? Comedian Sorabh Pant imagines the ways

1. Callousness during Take 23 for the Palmolive shaving ad, after a night of drinking.

2. Caused by violent clinking of glasses on his 9th Patiala peg at Champion's trophy party.

3. He didn't. Maybe he's the first cricketer to realise that nobody cares about a 50 over mini world cup in South Africa, since the IPL.



4. Kim Sharma + Phone + Loneliness = Right Hand Injury.u00a0

5. Tried replicating Maradona's Hand of God during football practice.u00a0u00a0 Discovered Feeble Hand of Normal Person.
6. Overexertion while signing numerous cheques to support needy athletes in other sports. Yeah right.

7. On a date with a supermodel, tried calling the waiter by clicking his fingers... in Kake Da Dhaba. Kake did not respond kindly.u00a0

8. Joyous exultation after hearing of Deepika-Ranbir's 11th break up, while at a nail bar.

9. Took Gary Kirsten's sex manifesto to heart (or elsewhere).

10. Early arthritis of the right hand finger caused by constant scratching of the head by said finger, while making Dr Evil-like plans to replace Dhoni as Captain.