Biwi ji has given me title of King. It's like Chess. King can take only one step at a time and Queen can do whatever she wants to #HasiBand' (All Pics/ Virender Sehwag's twitter account)
A rare occasion when one could have committed a crime, God ji sleeping. To a man who could stop time in India, #HappyBirthdaySachin
Husband condition is like Split AC. How much ever noise outside , inside the house cool,silent and remote controlled. Shaant,shushil pati
Wow! Nehra ji Birthday and #WorldDanceDay on same day. Happy April waala birthday Nehra Ji. Great memories with you #CricketKaBhishmapitamah
The future is shaped by one's dreams. These legends still don't waste time in following their dreams. Sone ka Maza
A good laugh and a good sleep are the two best cures for everything
Mango with Rahul Bhai! Fruits Khaao Mast Ho Jaao! #Memories
Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. But Biwi ji Rocks! Works and Shops!
Dada ki khushi me apni khushi hai. Rasogulla jaisi meethi muskaan @SGanguly99
Happy Birthday Biwi ji @AartiSehwag. #16December, already a movie on your date of birth. Sachha pyaar aur 100 ka note Mushkil Se milta hai' (Real love and a 100 Rs note is found with great difficulty)
Move in Silence, Speak only when it's time to say Checkmate. #ShatranjKeKhiladi
Welcoming the Hairy & Slightly distorted Burj Khalifa @ImIshant to the @lionsdenkxip family. Plz Welcome him by making such a face wherever u r
Kuch players on-field Record todte hain, Kuch off-field Beard todte hain, Baazigar wahi hain, jo donon main jeet te hain #BreakTheBeard' (Some players break records on-field, some players break the beard off-field. The gambler is the one who wins in both areas)
A happy wife means a happy Life. In a theatre, watching match as wife watches a movie. Main bhi khush, Biwi bhi khush. Simple joys
Only old notes are out of circulation. Great knocks from @YUVSTRONG12 and @msdhoni
Look who is taking me for a ride! The great man Rahul Dravid
'Happy Birthday Mr. 360 degrees @ABdeVilliers17, the man who can bat in any pose he wishes too #IPLlogo'
He played in the V. But was the biggest C. Commitment, Class, Consistency, Care. Proud to have played together. Happy Birthday #RahulDravid
Chips ki packet ki tarah jaldi over khatam karne waale (Finishing an over as quick as a packet of chips) @imjadeja, Happy Birthday. Cut the cake in this style, by ghumaooing (swinging) knife like sword
Board exams are like Cricket matches. I never played under any pressure. You should not too. #ReleaseThePressure
Happy Birthday @cheteshwar1 Pujara. May your batting continue like Dadi Amma's story, never ending. Zindagi Na Milegi Pujara!
'Ek Virender Bottle ke Andar. Khud hi ko Pi jaao. #Kalakaari'. (One Virender inside the bottle. Drink yourself)
Because of these gestures, initially I thought it's Ricky Pointing. Then realised it's Ponting. Hpy Bday to one of the best batsmen, apna Ponty
Happy Birthday @BrianLara. BC Lara, kya tha Maara
'Is China ke maal ki lambi guarantee hai. India's first ever Test Chinaman bowler Kuldeep Yadav, shaandaar firki le li Australia ki' (This China product has a long guarantee)
From marriage tips and sarcastic comments to funny birthday wishes, we look at 25 of the most hilarious tweets from the 'Nawab of Twitter' and former Indian batsman - Virender Sehwag
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