Biwi ji has given me title of King. It's like Chess. King can take only one step at a time and Queen can do whatever she wants to #HasiBand' (All Pics/ Virender Sehwag's twitter account)
'Husband condition is like Split AC. How much ever noise outside , inside the house cool,silent and remote controlled. Shaant,shushil pati'
'A good laugh and a good sleep are the two best cures for everything'
'Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. But Biwi ji Rocks! Works and Shops!'
'Happy Birthday Biwi ji @AartiSehwag. #16December, already a movie on your date of birth. Sachha pyaar aur 100 ka note Mushkil Se milta hai' (Real love and a 100 Rs note is found with great difficulty)'
'A happy wife means a happy Life. In a theatre, watching match as wife watches a movie. Main bhi khush, Biwi bhi khush. Simple joys'
'Wow! Nehra ji Birthday and #WorldDanceDay on same day. Happy April waala birthday Nehra Ji. Great memories with you #CricketKaBhishmapitamah'
A rare occasion when one could have committed a crime, God ji sleeping. To a man who could stop time in India, #HappyBirthdaySachin
'Mango with Rahul Bhai! Fruits Khaao Mast Ho Jaao! #Memories'
Dada ki khushi me apni khushi hai. Rasogulla jaisi meethi muskaan @SGanguly99
'Move in Silence, Speak only when it's time to say Checkmate. #ShatranjKeKhiladi'
'Look who is taking me for a ride! The great man Rahul Dravid'
'The future is shaped by one's dreams. These legends still don't waste time in following their dreams. Sone ka Maza'
'Welcoming the Hairy & Slightly distorted Burj Khalifa @ImIshant to the @lionsdenkxip family. Plz Welcome him by making such a face wherever u r'
'Kuch players on-field Record todte hain, Kuch off-field Beard todte hain, Baazigar wahi hain, jo donon main jeet te hain #BreakTheBeard' (Some players break records on-field, some players break the beard off-field. The gambler is the one who wins in both areas)'
'Only old notes are out of circulation. Great knocks from @YUVSTRONG12 and @msdhoni'
''Ek Virender Bottle ke Andar. Khud hi ko Pi jaao. #Kalakaari'. (One Virender inside the bottle. Drink yourself)'
'Board exams are like Cricket matches. I never played under any pressure. You should not too. #ReleaseThePressure'
'Happy Birthday Mr. 360 degrees @ABdeVilliers17, the man who can bat in any pose he wishes too #IPLlogo'
'Chips ki packet ki tarah jaldi over khatam karne waale (Finishing an over as quick as a packet of chips) @imjadeja, Happy Birthday. Cut the cake in this style, by ghumaooing (swinging) knife like sword'
'Happy Birthday @cheteshwar1 Pujara. May your batting continue like Dadi Amma's story, never ending. Zindagi Na Milegi Pujara!'
'Because of these gestures, initially I thought it's Ricky Pointing. Then realised it's Ponting. Hpy Bday to one of the best batsmen, apna Ponty'
'Happy Birthday @BrianLara. BC Lara, kya tha Maara'
'He played in the V. But was the biggest C. Commitment, Class, Consistency, Care. Proud to have played together. Happy Birthday #RahulDravid'
'Is China ke maal ki lambi guarantee hai. India's first ever Test Chinaman bowler Kuldeep Yadav, shaandaar firki le li Australia ki' (This China product has a long guarantee)
Former Indian cricketer Virender Sehwag was great with the bat during his cricket career, but now he has found another talent - tweeting! Sehwag celebrates his 41st birthday today and we thought of bringing you his funny side on Twitter. From marriage tips and sarcastic comments to funny birthday wishes, we look at 25 of the most hilarious tweets from the 'Nawab of Twitter' and former Indian batsman
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