'Nawab' Virender Sehwag's rib-ticking tweets on wife, marriage and cricketers!

Updated: Oct 19, 2019, 15:21 | Shawn.Dsouza
  • Virender Sehwag, Aarti Ahlawat

    Biwi ji has given me title of King. It's like Chess. King can take only one step at a time and Queen can do whatever she wants to #HasiBand' (All Pics/ Virender Sehwag's twitter account)

    1/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Aarti Ahlawat

    'Husband condition is like Split AC. How much ever noise outside , inside the house cool,silent and remote controlled. Shaant,shushil pati'

    2/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Aarti Ahlawat

    'A good laugh and a good sleep are the two best cures for everything'

    3/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Aarti Ahlawat

    'Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. But Biwi ji Rocks! Works and Shops!'

    4/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Aarti Ahlawat

    'Happy Birthday Biwi ji @AartiSehwag. #16December, already a movie on your date of birth. Sachha pyaar aur 100 ka note Mushkil Se milta hai' (Real love and a 100 Rs note is found with great difficulty)'

    5/25
  • Virender Sehwag

    'A happy wife means a happy Life. In a theatre, watching match as wife watches a movie. Main bhi khush, Biwi bhi khush. Simple joys'

    6/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Ashish Nehra

    'Wow! Nehra ji Birthday and #WorldDanceDay on same day. Happy April waala birthday Nehra Ji. Great memories with you #CricketKaBhishmapitamah'

    7/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Sachin Tendulkar

    A rare occasion when one could have committed a crime, God ji sleeping. To a man who could stop time in India, #HappyBirthdaySachin

    8/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Rahul Dravid

    'Mango with Rahul Bhai! Fruits Khaao Mast Ho Jaao! #Memories'

    9/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Sourav Ganguly

    Dada ki khushi me apni khushi hai. Rasogulla jaisi meethi muskaan @SGanguly99

    10/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Sachin Tendulkar, Yuvraj Singh

    'Move in Silence, Speak only when it's time to say Checkmate. #ShatranjKeKhiladi'

    11/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Rahul Dravid

    'Look who is taking me for a ride! The great man Rahul Dravid'

    12/25
  • Sourav Ganguly, Shane Warne

    'The future is shaped by one's dreams. These legends still don't waste time in following their dreams. Sone ka Maza'

    13/25
  • Ishant Sharma

    'Welcoming the Hairy & Slightly distorted Burj Khalifa @ImIshant to the @lionsdenkxip family. Plz Welcome him by making such a face wherever u r'

    14/25
  • Rohit Sharma, Hardik Pandya, Suresh Raina, MS Dhoni, Ravindra Jadeja

    'Kuch players on-field Record todte hain, Kuch off-field Beard todte hain, Baazigar wahi hain, jo donon main jeet te hain #BreakTheBeard' (Some players break records on-field, some players break the beard off-field. The gambler is the one who wins in both areas)'

    15/25
  • MS Dhoni, Yuvraj Singh

    'Only old notes are out of circulation. Great knocks from @YUVSTRONG12 and @msdhoni'

    16/25
  • Virender Sehwag

    ''Ek Virender Bottle ke Andar. Khud hi ko Pi jaao. #Kalakaari'. (One Virender inside the bottle. Drink yourself)'

    17/25
  • Virender Sehwag

    'Board exams are like Cricket matches. I never played under any pressure. You should not too. #ReleaseThePressure'

    18/25
  • AB de Villiers

    'Happy Birthday Mr. 360 degrees @ABdeVilliers17, the man who can bat in any pose he wishes too #IPLlogo'

    19/25
  • Ravindra Jadeja

    'Chips ki packet ki tarah jaldi over khatam karne waale (Finishing an over as quick as a packet of chips) @imjadeja, Happy Birthday. Cut the cake in this style, by ghumaooing (swinging) knife like sword'

    20/25
  • Cheteshwar Pujara

    'Happy Birthday @cheteshwar1 Pujara. May your batting continue like Dadi Amma's story, never ending. Zindagi Na Milegi Pujara!'

    21/25
  • Ricky Ponting

    'Because of these gestures, initially I thought it's Ricky Pointing. Then realised it's Ponting. Hpy Bday to one of the best batsmen, apna Ponty'

    22/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Brian Lara

    'Happy Birthday @BrianLara. BC Lara, kya tha Maara'

    23/25
  • Virender Sehwag, Rahul Dravid

    'He played in the V. But was the biggest C. Commitment, Class, Consistency, Care. Proud to have played together. Happy Birthday #RahulDravid'

    24/25
  • Kuldeep Yadav

    'Is China ke maal ki lambi guarantee hai. India's first ever Test Chinaman bowler Kuldeep Yadav, shaandaar firki le li Australia ki' (This China product has a long guarantee)

    25/25
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About The Gallery

Former Indian cricketer Virender Sehwag was great with the bat during his cricket career, but now he has found another talent - tweeting! Sehwag celebrates his 41st birthday today and we thought of bringing you his funny side on Twitter. From marriage tips and sarcastic comments to funny birthday wishes, we look at 25 of the most hilarious tweets from the 'Nawab of Twitter' and former Indian batsman

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