As Censor cuts down 'Spectre', tweeple laugh at 'Sanskari James Bond'
Twitter reacts to Central Board Of Film Certification (CBFC) cutting the kissing scenes in the latest James Bond film, 'Spectre', with the hilarious hashtag #SanskariJamesBond
The Indian censor board has reportedly cut the long kissing scenes between Daniel Craig and Monica Bellucci in the upcoming James Bond movie, 'Spectre', stating that they are 'too long and too much' for Indian audience.
The film was given a U/A certificate after two audio and two video cuts. But the two visual cuts are Bond's passionate kisses. The length of the kisses between Craig and Bellucci have also reportedly been truncated for Indian viewers by 50 per cent. The board has also decided that Bond cannot use the "F" word.
Twitter reacted to decision of the Central Board Of Film Certification (CBFC) with outrage resulting in the hilarious hashtag #SanskariJamesBond, which started trending on the micro blogging site.
Here are some of the funniest tweets:
#SanskariJamesBond had to fill nineteen forms and bribe six Babus before he could get his licence to kill.— Deepak Mohoni (@deepakmohoni) November 18, 2015
#SanskariJamesBond never goes for inter-caste Bond-girl.— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) November 18, 2015
#SanskariJamesBond Refrains from meat on Tuesdays and Doesn't shave on Saturday— SocoMumbai (@SocoMumbai) November 18, 2015
#SanskariJamesBond goes walking to Sidhi Vinakak temple to celebrate success of every mission.— Still 14 (@Etardoh) November 18, 2015
Diamonds Are For Zevar Octopuja Casino Loyal License to Mil Shy Another Day You Only Live Many Times Quantum of Shraddha #sanskarijamesbond— Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 18, 2015
Censor Board is clear. Make in India? Good good. Make out in India? NEVER.— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 18, 2015
#SanskariJamesBond scolds the vamp for wearing short dress and gives her a dupatta to hide her cleavage, before beating up the villain— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) November 18, 2015
"Why cut kissing scenes in Spectre?" Nihalani : "Pahle laaj" #SanskariJamesBond— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015
#SanskariJamesBond doesn't tell his name alone. He tells his father's name too. "Name is Bond. James Bond s/o Shri Radheyshyam Bond."— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) November 18, 2015
#SanskariJamesBond ties a nimbu-mirchi to his Aston Martin.— Pseudo-Bajirao (@bizzarebhide) November 18, 2015
#SanskariJamesBond first visits the parents, shows he has a Govt job & has a good in-hand salary to ask the hand of his Bond-girl— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) November 18, 2015
Censor Board rejected kissing scenes in Spectre, because the actors didn't brush their teeth with Patanjali Toothpaste— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) November 18, 2015
Villain abducts #SanskariJamesBond 's budhi ma to torture him.— Shaana Warne (@ShawshankOne) November 18, 2015
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