SCOOP! Hello my kittens! Here’s a piping hot piece of piping hot goss to go with your piping hot piece of piping hot tea this piping hot morning. A little birdie just gave a bit of gossip to our curious piping hot cat, who then pooped this piping hot nugget out at our piping ADJECTIVEGENERATORERROR piping doorstep; this idiot ouchenozzle person-who-once-had-real-dreams-and-aspirations-and-hope-fortheir-life-but-oh-my-god-the-meth-it-makes-the-pain-go-away-mmmm-the-bliss diarist has learnt that all is not well in B-town.

These two doyens of yesteryear Bollywood have always had a fierce rivalry, and it was well-known by all (two people) when they were at the peak of their careers. However, as they both got married and shied away from the limelight, relations between them turned cordial, at least in the public gaze. They were even spotted hobnobbing at a famous director’s party by our correspondent who creepily observes the body language of other people at parties because he has no friends to talk to.