As Cyrus Broacha and Kunal Vijaykar get their next stand-up comic act together, they list what life in the funny lane has taught them. Among random musings, they manage to list 10 things they learnt

Do not wait for an audience and be utterly shameless
Nobody listens to us anyway, so don't wait for an audience. Go ahead and do anything to make people laugh.

Be complex
You must be very complex and have a lot of hatred towards society. For example, most comedians are either short, bald, fat or stupid. We are all four and together we are all eight. The bigger the complex the better the comedian. So if you live in Lokhandwala you'll be a very funny comedian because it's huge and very ugly.