What happens when a man loses his smartphone? He loses his soul

In April 2013, a man named Rohan Joshi broke his smartphone. Four days later, a group of people who play a group of people who stumble upon things in horror movies stumbled upon a series of handwritten notes detailing Joshi’s slow, hellish descent into madness. Let what you are about to read serve as a reminder of how technology shackles mankind. But is awesome.

April 22, 4:45 pm: Was talking to girlfriend on phone. I no longer remember what the conversation was about, but I have little doubt that shoes and “needs” were involved. Attempted to switch phone to left ear so it could feel as bored and sweaty as the right one, but fate, cruel as she is, had other plans.