Supermom handles house pressures brilliantly without wearing a cape

Superman reminds me of my Mum sometimes. Of course, neither does he wear an apron nor she a cape, but a few likenesses are uncanny. "The vile Lex Luthor tries to escape me...Ha! But I have spotted him with my super vision!" cries Superman and flies forth to rid the earth of Lex Luthor's evil schemes. Mum says no such thing but she often appears to zoom across the room her Lex Luthor is a dust ball, a coffee stain or an uncouth and unwelcome speck disrupting the serenity of her keep, her paradise, her house. With as much fury as Superman if not more, she does battle and restores the sanctity of her world. Triumphant, she stands with her hands on her hips.

"What's for lunch?" Dad wants to know.

Who said being a superhero is always rewarding.

Dad and I are lower life forms. Tummy rumble rumble Duh Zok hungry. We are not gifted with the powers that enable somebody to be able to spot a smudge on the living room wall at lunchtime. It's not that we are beings that won't appreciate its removal; simply beings that don't seem to mind its existence if it were up to us to do the cleaning.

Some years ago, Mum was away for the weekend and Dad and I had the house to ourselves. It was cricket season isn't it always and India was engaged in a long series. Ideal conditions for lower life forms to throw caution to the winds and forget all about the things-to-do-list Mum had left us on the tack-board. We didn't mind a little mess. We weren't people afflicted with obsessive-compulsive order the way Mum was! When the local policemen are on vacation, it's time for the local goondas to run amok!
u00a0

Trrrrnnnngggg
Good Morning Cricket!
Who's batting?
"...high up in the air, it's a SIX!!"
TING TONG
"Modak?"
"Yes..."
"Courier. Sign here."
"Did you see that shot!?"
"No I didn't Dad!"-
"WATCH it!"
"What??"
"You almost sat on my spectacles!"
"Ohh a very close one for Tendulkar...
trrinngg trrinngg
"Hello?...Hi Mum... umu2026 what?...
"How was that, Mc'grath wants to knowu2026"
"No what was that you said...?"
...he's living dangerously...
"Yes Mum, yes Mum... okay bye!"
click
"Dad Mum says hi and reminds us to change the pillow covers."
"WHAT???
...the umpire raises the finger...
"THAT WAS NOT OUT!!" "Tejas, what was that you were saying, by the way?" "You're right Dadu2026that was NOT OUT!!"
ssssssss
"What's that sound?"
"SHIT!! Forgot the milk!!"u00a0 ...Ganguly walks in...
"Where's the remote?"
"I don't know Dad! Look for it on the couch"
"The only thing on the couch is yesterday's bloody packet of chips! How many times have I told you to not leave this "
"It's NOT my mess okay! Chips are common property!"
...any youngsters watching, THAT is the way to play the cover drive...
Sssssssssss
"What the...?? Forgot the milk again?"
"No, I'm frying some eggs"
that is clever cricket; he just pushes it into the gap and takes a single...
"Oh shucks... I just remembered I left the bread in the car yesterday... Will you quickly"
"No you get it. I'm bringing out the plates"
...in the air, fielder under it...u00a0 CRASH!!!
...DROP CATCH...
"You...dropped the plates?.... Tejas... when's Mum coming back?"