Restroom: Washrooms are adventurous, erotic and sensuous. Get wild as you steal a quickie behind the doors, Unfaithful ishtyle. If you're at a pub or discotheque, let your partner be a witness to your expertise in standing sex. Use the resources to the max - put her feet on the washbasin, turn on the shower, or squat on the seat for extra pleasure. But, remember to latch the door and choose a washroom that's most remotely placed from the crowd. Restrooms aren't the best place for foreplay, so cut it short. Exit the room one by one if you want to play it safe. If it's a ladies' room, let your girl head out first, so that she checks the scene before you scram.

Kitchen: Not the restaurant kitchen please, unless you want to be a subjet of public scrutiny! At private parties, kitchens score more over baths, so you might just find the hot spot vacant. Make sure it's well ahead of dinner time, so there's no thoroughfare while you're at the job. Clear the place a li'l, perch on the concrete slab or teak table and get going. But, beware of hot pans, ovens, sharp edges and knives. You surely don't want to get 'cut' while you are at it.