Port by G5A is a quaint café nestled in the dungeon-like Lakshmi Mills that houses Masque and Blue Tokai. We are late the party, which opened in April last year, but don’t leave with a FOMO (Fear of Missing Out: for non-millenials and those living under a rock).

While the space is utterly charming with dim lighting from starry paper lanterns, candles, a cosy vermillion sofa, bamboo drapes, the menu fails to impress us.