A very specific conductor
Travelling by a BEST bus the other day, we were just musing on how the trusty red denizens of the road are one’s best bet to navigate the flooded city (except when the odd bus breaks down), when we heard the conductor walking up the aisle calling, “Bus madhye ticket raahile konaache? Bus madhye? (Anyone in the bus left without a ticket?)” And he kept repeating the emphasis, “Bus madhye (in the bus)”.