Football flight
We hear that Shahrukh Khan is among the desi celebs in Brazil for the football World Cup. We hope these tinsel-townies know that it is FIFA and not IIFA that they are attending!

Your BEST wake-up call
Whatever else one may think of BEST bus conductors, they are by and large diligent and watchful at their job (not counting the odd black sheep). The other day one of our colleagues was seated towards the front of the bus when the conductor came up the aisle from the back, calling out all the way, “Jaihind, who wanted to get down at Jaihind?”