As the economic slump continues and wallet sizes shrink, Bollywood too, has been unable tou00a0 escape the downturn. Here is a tongue-in-cheek look at what the stars gift each other this Valentine as the financial crisis throws its shadow on filmdom as well.

YELLOW CHADDI CAMPAIGN Ash will gift a pair of yellow swim trunks to her man. Yellow chaddis will remind Abhi of his Jiggry Poo as he calls John in the movie. Abhi will gift biwi Ash a pressure cooker. Ash is tired of Abhishek and other assorted males whistling at her, so now, the pressure cooker will do the whistling. Abhi was scouting Dadar market for a suitable brand.u00a0u00a0u00a0

DHOTI DO: Sanju-Maanyata: Maanyata will gift Sanjay Dutt a dhoti as he would resemble Mahatama Gandhi in some way at least. Sunju baba can then set off on a padyatra for votes this election with the Lage Raho touch. Maanya will get a spinning machine from Sanjay. Spin a khadi dhoti for me, Maanya - I cannot afford an Abu-Sandeep in these lean times, Sanju says.