Not much to talk about this week, so I’m trying to stay current with good news

Bad news. I need to write about something current, otherwise nobody will read this, and then nobody will post it to Twitter and Facebook with notes like “#ShameOfIndia Do Read” Thus, my artistic desire to write 600 words about the fun I had redecorating my house was trumped by my need to be loved and validated for three seconds by the Internet. And so here I am, trapped in news cycle hell, looking for something current to laugh at. And this is a terrible week to have to do that.