In ‘Incredible India’, I’m getting increasingly confused with the English language. Stuck between this new weird Hindustani style word-play and the cryptic coolness of hipster-speak, I’m perplexed.

Take the former — you go through eleven years of an English medium school to learn perfect ‘Angrezi’. Then one day it is announced that the key phrase to galvanise both multinational and domestic growth is ‘Make In India’.