'White House Down'
U/A; Action
Director: Roland Emmerich
Cast: Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx
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At some point of time, you were a lazy slob who enjoyed a juicy burger on your couch, its greasy sauce oozing with every bite, spilling on your shirt. You didn’t give a damn about the world, because you were 15. Now you’re nearing 30, tired of eating the same junk food for years, well aware of how greasy shitty food is bad for you. You’re offered the same burger for four times the price, at a health clinic. Would you really buy it? Such is the predicament of 'White House Down', a lazy, spitefully junky chunk of grease-filled cinema.u00a0

With 10,000 BC, Roland Emmerich proved that he couldn’t possibly make anything worse than that movie, but White House Down comes frightfully close to outdoing its dreadfulness. Starring Jamie Foxx as the POTUs and Channing Tatum as the copper who saves the POTUs, the film becomes a bigger, lumpier, unquestionably stupider version of Olympus Has Fallen.