The internet, it is said, is inherently a democratic medium, a great equaliser, making knowledge and information available to one and all; notwithstanding your class position in the social structure. Nowhere has this been more apparent than in my domestic life. I'm an actor and have three cats, and the sheer combination of these two factors means I employ in my modest 2 BHK, a small army of help. There are two maids — one for cooking and one for cleaning — there is an 'emergency' maid, driver, maali, istri-wala (who comes too often), car-cleaner and bhangaar-wala. There is also my hair and make-up team for shoots, my personal assistant or 'boy', who floats in and out of the house depending on when we shoot. It's ridiculous, but I run a small feudal kingdom (benevolently, I'd like to believe).