On: Netflix
Cast: Maheep Kapoor, Neelam, Bhavana Pandey, Seema Khan
Rating: Can't

Don't lie: I'm so gonna check viewership numbers with Netflix, if they're willing to share, for this show (two minutes counts as a view). Because so many of you're gonna secretly cringe-watch this. And I just get to call it work, rather than get snooty on social-media, like its potential audience has—only after the trailer dropped. As if, left to themselves, they meditate on Tarkovsky and Terrence Malik classics at home.

For those not like the above, let me briefly acquaint you with the goings-on in this semi-scripted documentary series, that obviously defies a rating, just so you don't click on it and go, WTF?! It is what it is. Meaning a depiction of the supposedly Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives, namely Maheep Kapoor, Bhavana Pandey, Seema Khan, and Neelam—whose husbands Sanjay Kapoor, Chunky Panday, Sohail Khan, were once Bollywood's leading men.