We remember cribbing about men on dating apps to a friend back in July - who, on the other hand, had only good experiences back in France. Let's just say, ours was weird enough to set our bio to "Oh, does your wife know you're here?" Our friend then quickly came up with a solution. "Have you tried Bumble?" she asked.

We wondered how much of a difference another dating app would make, but her answer proved to be a good enough argument. "Women have to make the first move, and it's only available for iOS users," she said. We smiled, because at least we didn't have to justify selling our kidneys to buy an iPhone to potential mates.