This musical spoof — conceived by Tim Flaherty and co-written by him and several members of the Virginia-based sketch comedy troupe the Pushers — has its four-member cast singing along to prerecorded tracks for “I Touch Myself,” “Call Me Maybe” “Like a Virgin” and “. . . Baby One More Time,” the New York Post reported.

Only the lyrics have been changed to titillate the innocent.

The musical numbers are framed by scenes set in a nail salon, with the story being told to apparently the only woman alive who hasn’t read the books.