People lie, yes, but I lie unnecessarily when there’s absolutely no ulterior motive from my side. Earlier, I used to think I was being smart by not telling the harmless truth but since I got into a serious relationship with a girl from my office, I’m facing severe repercussions. In fact, she is the one who noted the severity of my condition. She broke up with me and wants me to get an appointment with a shrink and sort myself out.
-Hanif

Illustration/ Amit Bandre