Some time ago, this paper had featured a small piece on a theft attempt at a Parsi holy site in South Mumbai. The criminals failed to dislodge the huge donation box at the Bhikha Behram Well and their plans to do away with those ill-gotten gains were stymied.

Then, we had a report where thieves made away with a stash of alcohol at a swish SoBo club. Only the alcohol was filched from the club's first-floor bar, there was no attempt to try and break the cash boxes inside.