What do they say about what a touch of the sun can do to you? Make you lose your mind or your marbles... in fact, go a little coco-loco. So, in that spirit of insanity rules, here are some nonsensical whethers and whys, including a healthy smattering of mango mirth, for whatever it is worth. Do not say you have not been told. Forewarned is fore-aamed, like they say… and on that note, one is wondering...

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