Comedian Sorabh Pant comes up with 10 answers to popular women's questions on Valentine's Day

1. "Can you please get off that PS3?" I will, as soon as you let me push your buttons instead.

2. "What are you thinking?" Just that in the silence I could almost hear the sound of my own opinion forming in my head.

3. "Do I look fat?" I don't know, I've never actually seen a whale.

4.u00a0 "Can we talk?" Sure, I was just wondering how to give myself a brain hemorrhage.

5. "Is she prettier than me?" Of course she is, but she's way out of my league, so you'll have to do.



6. "Why don't we take a break?" Because, I'm obsessed with you, and if I spend a week off from you, I might land up with that cute friend of yours I've liked all these years.

7. "What will you do if I die?" Closed casket, I guess.

8. "How much did this ring cost?" I thought it would cost me your silence, but I guess I was wrong.

9. "Are you ready for a commitment?" I don't know, are you ready for a facial lobotomy?

10. "Are you ready to have a baby?" Let's just handle one immature, demanding, spoilt brat at a time.