I am really looking forward to 2015, now that the last few months of 2014 have been so exciting what with all the protests and bannings and burnings. Why in last few days, we have demanded a ban on the film PK, we have burned Perumal Murugan’s novel in Tamil Nadu, we have protested about everything that might possibly affect Indian culture, especially things like women wearing jeans. We tried to cancel Christmas. Also, one of our dear BJP MP friends in Bhopal has also objected to people having too much sex though I don’t know how he knows.

Saving Indian culture is much better than creating infrastructure and “Make in India” means proving that everything worthwhile was already made in India once upon a time. Pic/PTI