Since it has now been established that I am the Supreme Leader and I have been anointed, consecrated and coronated and even desecrated but not yet corrugated, I find it incumbent upon myself to present to you, my loving audience, a weekly dose of pre-digested pabulum, inanities masquerading as profundities and a whole host of fun little things that you did not know. Fact of the paragraph: For instance did you know that no matter how manly and masculine I may appear, helium can make my voice squeaky?

Modi digest: From miles away they worship me. I am their alpha and their omega. In fact, the less they know about me the more they love me. PIC/Shadab Khan