‘What — is — this?’ he said at last.
‘This is a child!’ Haigha replied eagerly, coming in front of Alice to introduce her. ‘We only found it today. It’s as large as life and twice as natural.’
‘I always thought they were fabulous monsters,’ said the Unicorn. ‘Is it alive?’
— Lewis Carroll

“We want to be in the Guinness Book of Records,” my son had announced. “Or at least, the Limca Book of Records,” his sister trailed.