By now you’ve seen that joint family-salsa ad, for 18 Again, a vaginal tightening cream, which helps you hold on to hubby and preserve social order. Because “the vagina tends to lose its tone and elasticity due to age, repeated sex, childbirth, excessive exercise and many more factors.”

In short, Life. And obviously that’s a turn off for men and forces them into the trauma of infidelity. But no more, because it’s here! A product for men that empowers women! Isn’t that the greatest?