You can get stared at for a lot of things in India, like hugging your significant other in public, or holding someone’s hand, or having two X chromosomes. These things are like a real-life Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge; they’re a part of our culture that we joke about sentimentally, but let’s be honest they need to go away. Forever. But today I’d like to focus on one area of curiosity that I’ve been subjected to my entire life. It’s something that needs to stop, because I cannot handle the staring, the judgement, and the invasion of personal space anymore. So let me just say, once and for all; yes, I’m left-handed, now shut up about it.

Every left-handed person’s exam paper follows the same pattern as Ram Gopal Varma’s career; the initial bits are great, but by the time you get to the last bits, everything looks like the ravings of an insane person