There lived a little boy named Robert. When people asked Robert what he wanted to be when he grew up, Robert said “strange-looking, like Arjun Rampal got all the fun sucked out of him by a vacuum cleaner, and then stuck a Chihuahua to his face”. Thanks to genetics, Robert achieved this goal rather early in life, and this left him hungry for further achievements. But more on that later.

In another part of India, lived another little boy named Arvind. When people asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, he said “I have proof that you are involved in an ageing scam that robs people of their youth” and had them arrested. Luckily for Arvind, his potential was noticed by a man named Anna, who was rather like Master Yoda, from Star Wars. (NOTE: Amazing prequel idea #1; Film about Anna flogging Han Solo for drinking)