College admission season is upon us. Oh joy.

School was the best time of my life; I was a child, girls were a mystery to me, and I didn’t have a job. It was much better than life at 30, where I’m a child, girls are still a mystery, and I don’t have a job. There are many things I miss about school days, like 90s fuel prices and dollar exchange rates. There are two things I do not (and will never) miss -- board exams and the admission process.