So All-India Bakchod dudes, how’s it going? I can only imagine what the last three days have been like. You’ve had your share of hecklers in your short careers. But I suspect nothing can have prepared you for the sloganeering hordes picketing outside your homes. You've no doubt been inundated with marauding bigots, moral policing types, media hogs and just the mass hysteria that follows any controversy these days — but the truth is you guys are now on the map. This ‘AIB Knockout’ roast of yours has catapulted you from the darkened halls of stand-up comedy to news stands all over the country.

Illustration/ Amit Bandre