Another year, another budget

The reports appear like clockwork like potholes that make an appearance days after the quick fixes meant to tackle them Every year the BMCs budget leads to a flurry of tweets snippets debates and opinion pieces on how Indias richest civic body intends to use the money we give it to make our lives better Every year these reports are forgotten within days as Bombayites shrug their shoulders and wonder why things dont seem to changeI look at the budget the way I look at anything issued by the BMC with scepticism nonchalance and a bagful of salt After all how does a zero here or there matter to any of us when the figures being bandied about touch Rs 30000 croreA budget is a good thing of course because it supposedly allows us to see how our taxes are being used gives us an idea of what the BMC thinks is important and shows us a rosetinted picture of what our future in this city is going to be like when those thousands of crores have been effectively deployed for our benefit And yet the more these zeroes go up the less their benefits seem obviousThis time around there was a hike in the budget presumably because a number of bigticket projects are to be announced Big tickets are naturally another term for big payoffs for those who happen to know the right people but I say this only because not all such projects the Monorail comes to mind do what they are supposed to Launching them is almost always more important than planning for them first This year its the coastal road thats going to change our lives and make it possible for us to go from one end of the city to another without breaking into a sweat Sure there have been a lot of experts who believe it will solve nothing and that the damage to our ecosystem will outweigh any perceived benefits but what do experts know anyway It is only our learned politicians who know bestOther projects that have caught their eyes this year include a cycle track the development of a textile museum and a mysterious footpath policy There are also funds allocated for solid waste management the restoration of heritage structures the installation of 6666 CCTV cameras in 381 civic school buildings and the usual desilting of nullahs and the Mithi river Some funds have been allocated to beautify a couple of beaches and Rs 3323 crore has been set aside to develop various public amenities which means they can be used for anything and everything without criticismA budget provision of Rs 1586 crore has been proposed for the production of cold mix that will fill the thousands of potholes we have long grown used to and R50 crore will be used for LED street lights It is important to keep in mind that these lights and that mysterious mix crop up like clockwork because its obvious that every preceding years cold mix hasnt worked or that the LED lights are dying faster than everyone thought they would Rs 1148042 crore has also been allocated for the improvement of the citys infrastructure which is a great way of saying it can be spent on anything under the sunThe beauty of an annual budget for Bombay is that our city is vast enough to allow anything to slip under its radar provided those in charge sweep things under the rug effectively enough We are never given a say in what we want which is why memorials statues and new names for roads are thrust upon us We dont get to point out that promises are never kept either because accountability has long disappeared from the BMCs premisesIt may seem fairly obvious to anyone who has lived in Bombay long enough that our city has serious problems that can be tackled not with money but with officials simply doing the job they are paid to do That so much is poured literally into our roads each year ought to have initiated a criminal investigation years agoUnfortunately the only thing these budgets do is remind us that the priorities of people in charge of managing Bombay will always be far removed from our own priorities If its better roads cleaner hospitals and access to public toilets that can change our lives those are precisely the things we will have to wait the longest to getWhen he isnt ranting about all things Mumbai Lindsay Pereira can be almost sweet He tweets lindsaypereira Send your feedback to mailbagmiddaycomCatch up on all the latest Mumbai news crime news current affairs and also a complete guide on Mumbai from food to things to do and events across the city here Also download the new midday Android and iOS apps to get latest updates