Over the last two weeks, we've been afflicted by a phenomenon called the BoloNahinVirus shortened to BoloNaVirus (BoNaV). The BoNaV are a large family of viruses whose 'victims' spread symptoms ranging from minor irritation to widespread hate. The patients of BoloNaVirus are not ever bedridden or hospitalised—but show a particular proclivity to ascending a stage and giving a speech or a soundbyte or a sermon. BoloNaViruses are not 'zoonotic', meaning they are not transmitted between animals and people. But, instead, are contagious or 'foolnotic' in that they are transferred only among those particular people afflicted with BoloNaVirus. The aim of the BoloNahinViruses is to infect as many people as possible. You can identify people with such viruses when the 'patients' utter inanities, senseless comments, historical irregularities or under-the belt insults. When taken to task, they claim misquotation or political conspiracies. The BoNaV virus has three basic types.

The simplest form is the SochaNahinVirus (SoNaV). This virus is the weakest in strength. It is incurable, but still the weakest. The virus seeks attention, its five minutes of fame. No thought goes into how it manifests itself, it just mindlessly speaks. A person afflicted with the SoNaV may make comments like, "Tigers must be punished for eating cows."