Hello friends. International Working Women’s Day, cutely shortened to Women’s Day Sale by companies is almost here and I have been thinking ki how much men cry about there being Women’s Days, which are not ‘those days of the month’. As soon as we talk about women, they immediately say, what about us? We also have dreams and screams and themes that should be paid attention to. Feminism is about equality and we deserve to be more equal but feminazis have marginalised us. Okay then, I decided to pay serious attention to gents to see what they are up to and I turned to the logical place: the news.

The first gent I saw was everyone’s once-favourite man in a suit: Arnab Goswami creating history. Which is to say, that he kept utterly silent for a whole minute, maybe more, not something we have seen him do in the past, not even with Kangana. That too as a white dude scolded him roundly on TV, and accused him of not looking at India’s best interests. Hah. What does he know? Mr Goswami’s been there.